5 minute warning

all in 5 minutes!! dammmmmmn i feel sorry for whatever chick spends her last 5 mins with you

he'd have to make sure the chick was satisfied or it would be a rather disappointing last 5 mins

lol i think he'll be so off his head he'll imagine he's shagging her when infact she gets a right ole laugh watchin him doing the log he brought in for some unknown reason....

rofl!!! suppose that would be an entertaining why to spend last 5 mins.....personally I would rather be satis......erm right I think I'll stop there

oh didnt you hear? thats Cuda's special talent....make women laugh in extasy he does, doesnt have to touch em and they're screaming like a banshee....whatever one of those sound like, altho i assume good

well if i drink here would bve my reaction...

police: Get in the car im going to tell uyour parents

Me: it takes 20 minutes to get to my house...

Police: so why should i care

Me: the world gonna die in 5 minutes...

Police: why the hell am i wroking then?

Me: coz you havnt got a life and dont play travian

5 mins left hmmm what to do...

Get drunk really quickly

go on a 5 minute riot and loot

or tell your family and friends that you love them

I have to pick the second one loot ftw lol

I'm always late for my appointments so the end of the world will have to wait, just like everyone else has to

lol go out a rape every good looking girl

god help me if the world doesnt end though ..

LOL 5 minutes left to live, i think half the planet will be on their knees preying...would you run the risk of going to hell in 5 minutes time? HAHA